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I
Love You
Three magical words... straight from your heart to
your sweetheart's... to express how much he/ she means
to you ! |
You Turn Me On...
Send this fun ecard to your sweetheart. |
Forever
Love
Love for your sweetheart is for now & forever.
Reach out with these heartfelt messages. |
Missing
You
All alone and blue without your beloved ? Reach out
with these warm messages to him/ her & bridge the
distance... |
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Married life is full of excitement :
* In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the
woman listens.
* In the second year, the woman speaks and the man
listens.
* In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors
listen.
Once there
was a millionaire, who collected live alligators. He
kept them in the pool in back of his mansion. The
millionaire also had a beautiful daughter who was
single. One day he decides to throw a huge party, and
during the party he announces, "My dear guests . .
. I have a proposition to every man here. I will give
one million dollars or my daughter to the man who can
swim across this pool full of alligators and emerge
alive!"
As soon as he finished his last word, there was the
sound of a large splash!! There was one guy in the pool
swimming with all he could and screaming out of fear.
The crowd cheered him on as he kept stroking as though
he was running for his life. Finally, he made it to the
other side with only a torn shirt and some minor
injuries. The millionaire was impressed.
He said, "My boy that was incredible! Fantastic! I
didn't think it could be done! Well I must keep my end
of the bargain. Do you want my daughter or the one
million dollars?"
The guy says, "Listen, I don't want your money, nor
do I want your daughter! I want the person who pushed me
in that water!"
It's true
that all men are born free and equal, but some of them
get married!
"God," said Adam, "Why did you make Eve
so beautiful?"
"So you would love her."
"But why did you make her so dumb?"
"So she would love you." |